defeatbean:

this just in: the BBC has one umbrella

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

If you’ve seen The Matrix trilogy, you’ll understand

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via admiralrocketfrog)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(via c0-c0-sp4rkles)

ladyfiona89:

roswell73:

amroyounes:

My part I of a two part series on Pope Francis and why I think he rocks!  There has been a backlash against religiosity lately with all that is going on in the world and folks like him definitely help restore your faith!

I’m agnostic bordering on atheist and this man warms my heart. He is what we should all strive to be.

Agnostic yet going down the list i’m liking this pope more and more.

(via illrememberthat)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

LOL, wtf?!
lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via c0-c0-sp4rkles)

mellow-sleep:

aluox:

blood-mages-anonymous:

x-the-fault-in-our-scars-x:

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

God it’s actually making me uncomfortable

No I am uncomfortable. As a color deficient person I almost never see the color blue and that is the bluest blue that has ever blued.

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I believe our internal frustration with this stems from the fact that it is very similar to a certain type of computer message

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do you feel the anger and frustration?

(via huffelpoof)

promiseoflight:

#traditional canadian cuisine
"Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future."

— Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via pieandpumpkinjuice)

(Source: larmoyante, via pieandpumpkinjuice)